Average Jokes

Motor misery; I bought a car off Bonnie Tyler once. It runs okay, but every now and then it falls apart.

Monkey Business; What do you call an ape in a minefield? A baboom.

Oh deer..; I can shoot deer using either hand. I’m bambidextrous.

Cutting remark; Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack.

Lady conundrum; If a women says she’s wrong, is she still wrong?

Cruely to pets; what do you call a cat without any whiskers? Hungry.

Sing for supper; I went to an Indian restaurant, and halfway through the meal the waiter asked ”curry okay?” I said ”Oh go on then, just the one song.”

That’s my mate; A Polish man went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z’ ”Can you read this?” the optician asked. ”Read it?” the Polish man replied, ”I know the guy”

 

— If ever you feel you have some average jokes, feel free to mail me them and I will publish them on this blog! —

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